Kill the Beetle!

[Yoshi021]

You trow the beetle to a power plant, but the power plant is safe.

But I blow up the power plant with the beetle inside.

[tb1024]

Bettle was in an explosion proof bag.

But it is still infected with the lethal incurable virus.

[Yoshi021]

I inject it with a vaccine that takes the virus out of the body, without killing the virus.

I insert the beetle into the digital world and it gets a computer virus.

[tb1024]

I format the beetle.

But it gets erased in the process.

[lighthouse64]

But I had a backup.

I smash the computer that the beetle is in.

[tb1024]

I had a backup on the cloud.

But I delete it.

[Wohlstand]

It's cloud! You deleted one of million copies of it, and I have been undeleted that.

I overloaded global power supply of data center where are servers of that cloud to burn all of them with the beetle, but before I physically broke all RAIDs of all servers to cause lost all data on the cloud.

[tb1024]

I had a backup of the beetle in my external HDD.

I materialize it and squish it with 101% accuracy.

[Wohlstand]

I used same HDD again to repeat same materializing. Beetle is alive as-is!

I threw that HDD to the brick wall, then I threw same HDD under wheels of the KAMAZ truck. After I destroyed HDD, I kicked beetle with fly swatter and then squished by shotgun shoot. Everything what left I burned in the bonfire

[tb1024]

I use lighthouse64's backup to rematerialize it again.

I squish it with 101% accuracy again and delete lh64's backup.

[Wohlstand]

I un-deleted beetle from lh64's HDD via raw binary scanning method, and then rematerialized restored copy.

I filled entire lh64'th with zeros to destroy all data which was on it. But unlike previous time, I threw to the wall a beetle, then I threw a beetle to the road under wheels of the next KAMAZ truck which going now. After this I shooted squished beetle with shotgun again and burned beetle's remains in the bonfire.

[tb1024]

I program a new bottle that is equal to the deleted one.

Then I crypto the program with a password so you can't materialize it.

[Wohlstand]

But you had a keylogger virus! I used that to decrypt beetle. And I materialized it.

I filled disk where was beetle with a zeros. Then I sent to you a bomb-program (which destroys all data on all disk on computer where it has been launched) to destroy all your data where was a beetle/sketches/things/old code/etc. Then repeated my recent actions which I did with first HDD and then with beetle.

[tb1024]

I don't open suspicious emails.
I use super duper antivirus and it kills the keylogger and any other virus. Then I do the same as I did last time.

[lighthouse64]

The backup I had never got deleted, so I just got that and I 3d printed out a new beetle. I also deleted the backup :D

I threw a dart at the beetle and I didn't miss.

[Wohlstand]

Shell is strong, and dart was been ricocheted away!

Since it's 3D-Printed from plastic, I threw beetle into pan, then put to the bonfire and beetle has been melted.

[tb1024]

I unencrypt my beetle program and materialize it.

But it is glitched and kills itself.

[Wohlstand]

I made a mold and used melted plastic in a pan on the bonfire to cast a new beetle.

I threw just casted beetle into the acid can to destroy molecular structure of the plastic.

[lighthouse64]

You didn't realize that the bonfire had mystical powers, so the beetle is acid proof.

I kill the beetle with pokemon attacks.

[Wohlstand]

Beetle got nothing since it's from plastic, acid proof and stable because cooked on the mystical bonfire, and your pokemon just tired while tried it's useless attacks.

I cooked beetle on same bonfire again to transform plastic beetle into real. Then I feeded fox with this beetle