Kill the Beetle!

[lighthouse64]

I freeze it before that happens, so it stays alive long enough to escape.

Then I just nuke it.

[tb1024]

Your nuke had only uranium 232, that has no ability to undergo chain fission reactions.

But the nuke metal hits the beetle in the head anyway.

[lighthouse64]

the beetle had the ability sturdy(from pokemon), so it survived the hit.

However, I got a chimchar and made it use ember on the beetle, and it didn't miss.

[tb1024]

This is a beach beetle (bug/water), so it's not super effective. The beetle used Surf on the Chimchar, it fainted.

But the beetle drowns in its own attack.

[Yoshi021]

The beach beetle is part water type so it can swim.

I take out a Mega Tyranitar with Sand Stream and attack the beetle with Stone Edge.

[tb1024]

Beetle used protect some seconds before.

I use Feint (attack that harms Protected pokémon)

[Yoshi021]

luckily it used dig right before, and the attack missed

I use magnitude(hits pokemon using dig)

[tb1024]

Beetle dies. But it had some eggs left, and another beetle hatches.

I light a match , throw gasoline at the beetle, and throw the match.

[Yoshi021]

Beetle dies

Yay! I killed the beetle

Luckily the beetle is immune to fire.

I get a sledgehammer and smash the beetle.

[tb1024]

Beetle has strong armor. It drowns in the ground. I dig it out.

I smash the beetle with a sledgehammer on a steel plate.

[Yoshi021]

The strong armor is strong enough to resist that.

I take the armor out of the beetle and smash it with the sledgehammer.

[tb1024]

It is smashed. But I pump new life into it.

I throw sulfuric acid and bleach at the beetle.

[Yoshi021]

I give a gas mask to the beetle.

I throw the beetle from the highest building in the world.

[tb1024]

Beetle has strong armor, and survives anyway.

I give the beetle to a mad scientist.

[Yoshi021]

The mad scientist makes him stronger and does not harm it.

unfortunately, an evil scientist appears and want the beetle dead.

[tb1024]

The strong beetle knocks the evil scientist out.

I give the beetle a miostatin injection and its muscles weaken. Then I give it to an evil scientist.

[Yoshi021]

The evil scientist gives it a radioactive substance that makes it giant for the purpose of ruling the world.


Unfortunately, it gets cancer a year later because of radiation.

[tb1024]

I give it even more radiation for radiotherapy and it is cured.

I infect the beetle with an incurable virus.

[lighthouse64]

It may be incurable, but the beetle is immune.

I put the beetle in the void.

[tb1024]

That void turns out to be a metal box. I fill that box with oxygen.

I infect the beetle with an incurable virus that the beetle is not immune to.