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Posted: 10 Apr 2017, 2:23
by krakin
Granted, English is the only language you know
I wish I was a Koopaling
Posted: 10 Apr 2017, 3:27
by the GaMERDoG
Granted, but you're a robot.
I wish I could kill Tux. ->

Posted: 11 Apr 2017, 1:29
by Greendan
Granted. But I gave him a bite from the magical apple

and he was revived.
I wish i can open the windows

Posted: 11 Apr 2017, 4:52
by the GaMERDoG
Granted, but you open the laptop where Windows was installed on.
I wish Cave Story's Doom edition would be made.
Posted: 11 Apr 2017, 8:51
by Yingchun Soul
Granted. But it's abandoned
I wish I can transform into Weslie
Posted: 11 Apr 2017, 12:34
by the GaMERDoG
Granted, but you instead transform into Purple Shep.
I wish I could kill Doge.
Posted: 11 Apr 2017, 15:30
by Greendan
Granted. But then cate appers and transform you into the GaMERDoGe.
I wish i could poop rainbow like the nyan cat.
Posted: 12 Apr 2017, 4:22
by the GaMERDoG
Granted, but to fly you puke rainbow.
I wish I could eat a hotdoge.
Posted: 12 Apr 2017, 12:48
by Greendan
Granted. But the
cattle spills coffee on your hotdoge before you eat it.
- cattle

I wish I had my cat emoji

in the smilies list.
Posted: 12 Apr 2017, 16:23
by the GaMERDoG
Granted, but it replaces the :3 text smiley.
I wish I could know what a bump is.
Posted: 14 Apr 2017, 4:12
by Yingchun Soul
Granted. But you've been killed by Bowser.
I wish I can upgrade my Tetris' Master Grade
Posted: 14 Apr 2017, 4:51
by the GaMERDoG
Granted, but you are 2mlg4tetris.
I wish I could kill waa waa hee.
Posted: 15 Apr 2017, 0:23
by Eri7
Granted but you will kill it when he becomes your friend!
I wish more people interested in 38A were in the 38A discord channel.
Posted: 15 Apr 2017, 4:56
by the GaMERDoG
Granted, but I'd prefer to stay on the forums.
I wish Goatmom to be invulnerable.
Posted: 19 Apr 2017, 4:52
by Yingchun Soul
Granted. But they're too stupid
I wish I can pass Master-Hard's m3 grade exam in Heboris U.E. Lite
Posted: 19 Apr 2017, 5:02
by the GaMERDoG
Granted, but you're 2best4it.
I wish I could copy neighbour's games into a flash drive.
Posted: 19 Apr 2017, 22:15
by thehelmetguy1
Granted. But none of them work properly.
I wish I had a social life
Posted: 20 Apr 2017, 1:37
by krakin
Granted, but you'll forget about everything you ever did within the last year or so.
I wish my grandma didn't have dementia and dyslexia.
Posted: 20 Apr 2017, 5:02
by the GaMERDoG
Granted, but it appears cookies from cookie clicker cure all diseases.
I wish I could afford a Nintendo Switch.
Posted: 21 Apr 2017, 1:20
by thehelmetguy1
Granted, but it is stolen in the first day
I wish I was smarter