Corrupt-A-Wish

[Yingchun Soul]

Granted, but you are forbidden to near him because there are around of moderator.
I wish I can be a little detective

[the GaMERDoG]

Granted, but you're an Aperture Science Military Android.
I wish my PC won't crash.

[Yingchun Soul]

Granted. But your computer was attacked by virus.
I wish I can copy abilities (Like Kirby)

[the GaMERDoG]

Granted, but you'll transform into an enemy no matter what ability you have.
I wish a new "we are number one but..." video would be released.

[Yingchun Soul]

Granted. But they're illegal.
I wish Flower Angel 3 (Anime) can come out

[Eri7]

Granted.But it will come out after you die.
I wish to speak ching chong.

[Greendan]

Granted. But no one will understand you.
I wish I had a nintendo switch

[Eri7]

Granted. But it will be broken one.
I wish that wohlstand was my brother!

[Greendan]

Granted. But that doesn't change the fact, that you are living 2000 kilometers away from each other.
I wish my nintedo switch was not broken or scratched, but in good condition and fully functional.

[Yingchun Soul]

Granted. But it wlll explode itself at now.
I wish I can clear Another Road in Heboris U.E.'s Mission Mode

[Eri7]

Granted but you will do it exactly the moment before you die.
I wish i can work whatever i want without needing an education!

[Greendan]

Granted. But you will work on a lots of places and you won't have free time.
I wish my nintedo switch was not broken or scratched, but in good condition, fully functional and anything bad will ever happen to it.

[Yingchun Soul]

Granted. But that switch was made by paper and no effect for that.
I wish I can make items (like Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf)

[lighthouse64]

Granted, but they turn out to be useless.

I wish that I could sleep 1 hour every night and be fully awake.

[Yingchun Soul]

Granted but you'll be tired when you getting up
I wish I can clear Final mode in Heboris U.E. Lite

[Greendan]

Granted, but right after you finish it the game will crash.
Oh, come on. I really wnat that switch . I wish it was made of it's original materials, not broken or scratched, but in good condition, fully functional and anything bad will ever happen to it.

[the GaMERDoG]

Granted, but Sans dunks your Switch on.
I wish I could examine SMBX 38A save files in PGE.

[Greendan]

Granted, but they won't work.
And I said that nothing bad will ever happen to the switch, so try again

[Eri7]

Granted but i will steal it and it will be a gud thing!
I wish my avatar to be made in HD quality !

[krakin]

Granted, but everything else on this site will be 8-bit.
I wish my cat was a human.