Corrupt-A-Wish

[tb1024]

Granted, but multiplayer games will go extinct.

I wish I had a vinyl disc player.

[Yoshi021]

Granted, but you discover you don't like analog sound.

I wish SMBX 2.0 is finally released.

[tb1024]

Granted, but they removed the new LunaLua stuff.

I wish I could go to a concert of my favorite band.

[Wohlstand]

Granted, you employed as cleaner of scene where is same concert in process.

I wish to taste German sausages

[tb1024]

Granted. You taste like German sausages and you can't go to the zoo because the lions want to eat you.

I wish world was like the song "Imagine" (John Lennon)

[Yoshi021]

Granted, but that world becomes imaginary.

I wish Pokemon existed in real life.

[tb1024]

Granted, but they never obey to trainers.

I wish I could see metallic hydrogen.

[lighthouse64]

Granted, you saw it in a computer game.

I wish that this was animated

[tb1024]

Granted, it is alive and will eat you.

I wish we could see in 4 dimensions.

[lighthouse64]

granted, it makes you go blind in five seconds.

I wish that I was better at shading pixel art.

[Yoshi021]

Granted, but you're limited to the gradient tool.

I wish my English is the best.

[Wohlstand]

Granted. You dead and then born in the Great Britain, so, you are native English speaker.

I wish don't have 35 °С heat in the nearest time

[Yoshi021]

Granted, you now live in Antarctica.

I wish I knew all the Major Languages.

[tb1024]

Granted, but your vocal cords and hands are paralyzed

I wish my Portuguese was the worst .

[Wohlstand]

Granted, you are Chinese who tries learn Portuguese

I wish London Tube tickets cost cheaper and trains riding much more frequently than now

[Yoshi021]

Granted, but they all break down.

I wish for eternal happiness.

[tb1024]

Granted, you have a lifetime supply of drugs you must use.

I wish we were the same in the relative way and the sun was older.

[Yoshi021]

The sun gets too old and explodes, killing everyone on Earth.

I wish pollution disappeared.

[tb1024]

Granted, the universe becomes inert since every process has residues.

I wish noble gases were reactive.

[lighthouse64]

granted, they burn you and you are in pain for life.

I wish that I didn't get tired.