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Granted, they ruin the world.

I wish that everything would be free.

Granted, but it everything will only be free for one second.

I wish that I knew every language

Granted, but you forget how to speak and write.

I wish military dictatorship in Brazil never happened.

Granted, brazil got anarchy instead.

I wish I had a better reputation on this forum.

Granted, but it will get multiplied by -1.

I wish the sin, cosin and tangent of all angles were 1

All triangles will turn into three sided rectangles, but it is impossible to have that so the universe will explode

I wish that all glitches in SMBX are fixed

Granted, but now the game runs only in MS-DOS .

I wish we were born able to do math without having to learn it.

Granted, but you won't be able to solve even the most basic math equation mentally. You will have to write out everything and it will take much effort on just adding 2 and 2.

I wish I could solve any math problem mentally.

Granted, but you forget how to write and read so people will have to read the problem and write the solution for you.

I wish I could go back to the past and change everything.

Granted, but this power creates a paradox every time you use it, and it never works.

I wish I could use savestates in real life.

Granted, but it's useless since your state is saved and if you load state you don't bring any memories that may change your actions.

I wish helium was massive enough not to escape Earth's gravitational pull.

Granted - all the world's helium solidifies, bringing down blimps and balloons worldwide like meteorites. D:

I wish hard drives had infinite storage space.

Granted, but all infinite storage HDDs come with a manufacturing defect that makes them start overwriting bits randomly.
I wish people don't fear fearing.

Granted, but since everyone has no fear (include bad boys and bandits which no more has fear from police and laws), there are would kill theme selves and others include you too!

I wish [top secret thing]

Granted, but I had to leak all top secret documents in order to grant your wish.

I wish I could write flawless texts

Granted, but your phone goes out of service.

I wish I had a life's supply of free chocolate.

Granted, but that chocolate tastes like poop.

I wish no more works were stolen.

Granted, they were just destroyed.

I wish that this could get his hat straight.

Granted, but he had a very ugly message on this forehead.

I wish all games were multiplayer.

Granted, but no one will play with you.

I wish people wanted to play with me.