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Granted, you lose your job.

I wish that I could catch a salamander with ease.

Granted, but all the salamanders go extinct before you catch one.

I wish I could make the best SMBX levels.

Granted, but your computer stops running SMBX.

I wish I was the star of starlights.

Granted, you will growl up in x100000000 times, you will take 1 000 000 000 Celsius degrees temperature and you will move out of Earth over 10000 light years away, and between other stars will be 1000~10000000 light years time.

I wish rejecting of this my wish.

Your wish is rejected and you are kicked from the game.

I wish sodium hydroxide and other strong bases were safe to eat.

Granted, but everything else is now poisonous

I wish my spelling is always perfect

Granted, but you have a very bad pronunciation now.

I wish I could catch the attention of the prettiest girl in my class.

Granted, you get her attention, but in an embarrassing way.

I wish Donald Trump does not become president

Granted, but Muslims are will hate you too.

I wish jail all hidden swidlers and bad street guys in my district

Granted, but they will be jailed in comfortable, safe and beautiful jails.

I wish Pythagoras theorem was valid for all triangles.

Granted, but a large and extremely complicated new set of math is created and you must learn it to have your dream job.

I wish for a cure of all diseases be made.

Granted, but people die of old age at their 30s.

I wish World War 1 never happened

Granted, but you must invent time machine and kill Mlada Bosna until he will kill Franz Ferdinand von Österreich-Este, and then move earlier and help Germany to solve it's finance and trade troubles peacefully and help Germany to improve friendship with France, Russia and England. In result is alternate reality where everything will have a different future, where you will born in any random family.

I wish better Chinese zephyr sent by our director than in previous time

Granted, but the best Chinese zephyr available isn't much better than your current zephyr.

I wish music in my country had better lyrics and actual messages instead of being descriptions of parties.

Granted, but he government will ban the music

I wish I get a 5(5 is the best score) on my World History AP test

Granted, but you get -5 at all other subjects.

I wish the exact value of Pi

Granted, you blow up after hearing it.

I wish that I could be immune to allergies.

Granted, you get AIDS and your immune system stops working and it can't react to allergenics.

I wish "the rain brought immediate tranquility" (Brazilian rock band)

tb1024 wrote:Granted, you get AIDS and your immune system stops working and it can't react to allergenics.

I wish "the rain brought immediate tranquility" (Brazilian rock band)

Granted, but people got addicted to rain, so Dilma declared that whoever does anything with rain will go to jail.


I wish I could buy A N Y T H I N G .

Granted, but to buy anything you need infinite money, and infinite money is infinite matter, and infinite matter is infinite energy, but there is no infinite energy and a black hole appears instead.

I wish hippie alternative societies were a reality.

@SuperMarioTM: Dilma was temporarily kicked from presidency and now vice-president Temer is the president until her impeachment is voted