Corrupt-A-Wish

[tb1024]

Granted. But you now can't sleep forever.

I wish DJ Marquinho did the guitar sample in my neighborhood.

[Sewpah]

Granted. But everyone's ears will explode.

I wish I have a pet dinosaur.

[tb1024]

Granted. But he will eat the whole mankind when it grows up.

I wish I was a great musician.

[lighthouse64]

Granted, but you are great only in your opinion.

I wish that someone could help me out on my wiki: http://gamesoundtrack.wikia.com/wiki/Gamesoundtrack_Wikia

[tb1024]

Granted. But that person is actually a Nintendo lawyer pretending to help you. He takes down your wiki.

I wish Lula was taken away from the Civil House of my country (read news about Brazilian political crisis)

[lighthouse64]

Granted, but someone just as corrupted appears.

I wish that ISIS would die.

[tb1024]

Granted. But the remaining terrorists create the 2nd ISIS.

I wish I could see the heat death of the universe.

[lighthouse64]

Granted, you die.

I wish that I could survive on 6 hours of sleep without getting tired.

[tb1024]

Granted. But you can't sleep anymore.

I wish I could sing well.

[DEATH GUY 24]

Granted. Birds are jealous and carry you away.

I wish I could run endlessly.

[mariofan 64]

Granted, but now I can't run endlessly anymore because you wished for mah power.

I wish April Fool's lasted forever.

[tb1024]

Granted. But then people run out of April fools jokes.

I wish I LunaLOL wasn't an april fools joke.

[lighthouse64]

Granted, but you become one.

I wish that I had infinite batteries.

[tb1024]

Granted. But infinite energy and matter breaks laws of physics, so a black hole appears in the source of infinite batteries.

I wish I could travel at 99.99% lightspeed.

[lighthouse64]

Granted, but your 99.99% complete hyperdrive explodes.

I wish that the 8th star wars movie was out today.

[tb1024]

Granted. But it has no special effects.

I wish 2 = 3.

[lighthouse64]

Granted, but you have to subtract three by 1 and then add 2 first

I wish I had endless stamina

[tb1024]

Granted, but your muscles get inflamed because since you never get tired you keep forcing your muscles.

I wish my PC had endless FLOPS.

[lighthouse64]

Granted, but your house explodes first.

I wish that no one had to wear glasses.

[tb1024]

Granted. Everybody is blind and uses senses other than vision to move around.

I wish state regulations stopped being enforced and every economy in the world become free market.