Corrupt-A-Wish

[Wohlstand]

Granted, but you should write all LUA's (Implementations of every SMBX's NPC) yourself!

I wish begin every january at job in a warm office (instead of frozen office since heating was temporary disabled in December 31 and before January 11 it was enabled back)

[lighthouse64]

Granted, but you have no house and you sleep in your office.

I wish that I was cool.

[tb1024]

Granted. Your body's temperature is now at 0kelvin. This means, absolute zero.

I wish I could speak German.

[lighthouse64]

Granted, but everyone thinks you're a nazi

I wish that I didn't have school one tuesday.

[tb1024]

Granted, but Wednesday there are three times more classes than normal.

I wish everything was alive.

[mariofan 64]

Granted. Your PC no longer listens to you because it finally has its own consciousness.

I wish that my special demo level is going to be finished today so i can send it out to the 2-3 people that will test it for me.

[lighthouse64]

Granted, but they say nothing about it. No help at all.

I wish that the sun would come up earlier.

[tb1024]

Granted. Earth now rotates 25% faster, which means days are shorter. Good luck getting used to that.

I wish all civil wars are over.

[mariofan 64]

Granted. Civil War will never come out now. :'C

I wish that I am less shy. (insert shy emote here)

[Wohlstand]

Granted, you are a dummy.

I wish break brick by my head

[lighthouse64]

Granted, you pay a 100000000000000 gold ingots just to get fixed

I wish that wohlstand would help us solve the math easter egg in smbx 1.4.1

[tb1024]

Granted. There is a problem where we need to break RSA keys. Seems we'll need to wait until quantum PCs are ready.

I wish I owned a quantum computer.

[mariofan 64]

Granted, but only for 1 minute. :D

I wish that we get a really nice demo of Final Fantasy 15 in March after the announcement. C:

[lighthouse64]

Granted, it costs money.

I wish that I had the power to do this when people annoy me

[tb1024]

Granted. Mass is transferred from your legs to your arms. Your punches are now faster and stronger, but you can't walk.

I wish Angry Birds 2 had no life system.

[lighthouse64]

Granted, everything is dead.

I wish that I could add more soundtracks to my wikia quickly.
gamesoundtrack.wikia.com

[tb1024]

Granted. You get copyright'd in two days.

I wish there were new videos for my favorite YT channel every day.

[lighthouse64]

Granted, but you can't stop watching youtube, and you end up not getting a job.

I wish that playonmac would work.

[tb1024]

Now it does. But only for Linux games.

I wish death was not real.

[lighthouse64]

Granted, you live in the pokemon world.

I wish that I could wake up earlier without being tired.