Corrupt-A-Wish

[lighthouse64]

Granted, but they destroyed you b4 that happened.

I wish that I had cool headphones like this dude.

[tb1024]

Granted, but they produce a very poor quality sound.

I wish I could finish Battletoads and Ninja Gaiden in one day without save states and cheating.

[mariofan 64]

Granted. When you complete the games all the way to the very end, they will crash upon loading the credits.

I wish for nothing, nothing whatsoever.

[tb1024]

Granted, but since you wished nothing, a black hole appears and sucks the whole reality, turning it into nothing. Just like you requested.

I wish I was the best SMBX level designer.

[mariofan 64]

Granted, but you still can't win contests because of biased judges.

I wish to have another wish.

[lighthouse64]

Granted, your wish is to immediatly die in a hole.

I wish that this emoji would lose its weapon.

[mariofan 64]

Granted, your wish is to immediatly die in a hole.

Actually, after watching the last episode of Angel Beats, I wouldn't mind doing it willingly. :/

I wish that this emoji would lose its weapon.

Granted. now it has a super-sized version of this emoji's weapon.

I wish that there was an anime recommendation made to me that doesn't have the supersad feels like the Angel Beats anime. :'(

[tb1024]

Granted. Now the internet is filled with recommendations of poor quality and full of happiness MLP fan animes.

I wish I was immune to Valve Anti Cheat (VAC).

[Wohlstand]

Granted.You are jailed in the debug zone where you can do everything with no limits, however are living alone.

I wish to my calculator reply 1 on "(1/3)*3" and I wish my calculator reply 6 on "2+2*2"

[tb1024]

Granted, but since your calculator's processor is way too basic, doing simple analysis of mathematical expressions and fraction is very slow. It takes nearly 5 seconds to give the result of any operation.

I wish I was skilled enough at C++ to help Kevsoft develop LunaLua.

[mariofan 64]

Granted, but Kevsoft turned you down because you lack irl experience in the workplace. :p

I wish for comedy animatronics to be real and roaming around the real world. (EXCLUDING ANY FREDDY"S TRONICS)

[tb1024]

Granted. But they're even scarier than Freddy's.

I wish I was as famous as Gunshot-Act of Dying-Pie (guess who I am talking about).

[lighthouse64]

Granted, but you become so famous that you find it hard to make friends.

I wish that I could brand someone.

[MightyMerlinStyle]

Granted, but that someone is you.

I wish that Mega Man and Sonic would team up.

[mariofan 64]

Granted, but they hate each other's carbon copies' costumes, so they settle it in sm4sh once and for all and lost to their copies. gg

I wish for my pain to go away.

[MightyMerlinStyle]

Granted. You die, so there is no more pain.

I wish that I could start something and actually finish it for once.

[tb1024]

Granted. But you did it wrong.

I wish I could downgrade to iOS 6.

[Wohlstand]

Granted, you lost your warranty.

I wish accumulator battery which can keep my Samsung Galaxy S3 work entire week in active mode.

[mariofan 64]

Granted, you lost your warranty as well.

I wish my future videos won't suck.

[Wohlstand]

Granted, people likes your video, but some authoritative critic has been pissed your videos off.

I wish to grant this wish about wish .