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Posted: 17 Sep 2015, 15:35
by tb1024
Granted. Now a post appears every second and you aren't fast enough to reply to the topic properly.
I wish I was the best programmer in the world.
Posted: 17 Sep 2015, 21:52
by lighthouse64
Granted, but you never got any time to yourself.
I wish that I could drink gasoline.
Posted: 20 Sep 2015, 4:02
by tb1024
Granted. But the gasoline reacts with the acid inside your stomach and gasoline becomes hexachlorohydrocarbonic acid, which hurts your body.
I wish I was immune to AIDS.
Posted: 23 Oct 2015, 0:08
by mariofan 64
Granted, but you now have no other immunity.
I wish for a girlfriend.
Posted: 26 Oct 2015, 1:19
by lighthouse64
Granted, she dumps you.
I wish that I could raise my hand endlessly like this dude.
Posted: 7 Nov 2015, 19:38
by tb1024
Granted. But your hand is stuck risen forever.
I wish I could eat anything without getting fat.
Posted: 21 Nov 2015, 20:31
by lighthouse64
Granted, but you die of hunger because whatever you eat can't give you nutrients or fat.
I wish this guy would actually drink from the cup
Posted: 21 Nov 2015, 20:36
by Wohlstand
Granted, but that cup is a
spittoon 
I wish to eat a plate of soup
Posted: 22 Nov 2015, 3:41
by mariofan 64
Granted. It is very cold and sour.
I wish for a larger signature space like on the SMBX Forums. (HintHint)
Posted: 23 Nov 2015, 0:02
by HenryRichard
Granted, now everyone's signature is so long and huge that it takes an hour to load one page.
I wish my homework would do itself.
Posted: 23 Nov 2015, 0:23
by mariofan 64
Granted. You will fail every grade and not graduate ever.
I wish to be Goku in every aspect.
Posted: 23 Nov 2015, 21:33
by tb1024
Granted. Now you're a toy in the hands of "Menino José Cagado de Fome" (a brazilian viral video).
I wish I was the best LunaLua programmer in the world.
Posted: 24 Nov 2015, 4:03
by HenryRichard
Granted. Now LunaJava is released and no one uses LunaLua anymore.
...actually I wish LunaJava was a real thing
Posted: 25 Nov 2015, 0:11
by tb1024
Granted, but it's highly unsafe and tons of virus SMBX levels appear.
I wish all the evil things in this world were destroyed.
Posted: 25 Nov 2015, 1:15
by HenryRichard
Granted, but since we've all done evil things before everyone has been destroyed.
I wish another color was discovered.
Posted: 25 Nov 2015, 6:04
by tb1024
Granted, but it's so bright it provokes seizures.
I wish I appeared in a special AVGN video.
Posted: 25 Nov 2015, 6:26
by mariofan 64
Granted. AVGN will take over 8000 years to make it.
I wish that PGE was 100% complete and errorless! :3
Posted: 25 Nov 2015, 15:16
by tb1024
Granted, but it is as buggy as a Sonic 3D game.
I wish I could watch a live show of my favorite band.
Posted: 27 Nov 2015, 15:47
by lighthouse64
Granted, but while you were watching them, they were bombed.
I wish that I had better shading skills.
Posted: 27 Nov 2015, 20:28
by tb1024
Granted. But now your shading is so realist you can't make cartoonish sprites anymore.
I wish ISIS was destroyed.