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finally did it

Granted. But then people run out of April fools jokes.

I wish I LunaLOL wasn't an april fools joke.

DEATH GUY 24

Got it right.

kill

Best april fools joke.

I grab a copy of the beetle's DNA and I clone it. Beetle was effectively resurrected.

I put the beetle in a pool full of sulfuric acid.

Out of the egg appears MS Paint with tons of new editing features.

Yoshi eats all leaders of extreme right-wing parties in Europe and poops an egg...

It happens you injected human cancer cells on the beetle. Without a human body, they die.

I inject beetle cancer into the beetle.

Granted. But you can't sleep anymore.

I wish I could sing well.

Beetle is tough enough to survive.

I go back to the 1961 and leave the beetle exactly at the spot Tsar Bomb was tested (50megaton)

Granted. But the remaining terrorists create the 2nd ISIS.

I wish I could see the heat death of the universe.

Out of the egg appears radioactive water.

Yoshi eats an alien and poops an egg...

But it failed!

I throw the beetle into wormhole hyperspace.

Granted. But that person is actually a Nintendo lawyer pretending to help you. He takes down your wiki.

I wish Lula was taken away from the Civil House of my country (read news about Brazilian political crisis)

forgive me for my bad English , I am Brazilian Também sou do Brasil. Bom saber que não sou o único brasileiro acompanhando o desenvolvimento da PGE. Ainda assim, do jeito que a PGE está hoje tá mais para um Super SMBX do que uma "engine super versátil capaz de qualquer jogo de plataforma 2d&qu...

Granted. But he will eat the whole mankind when it grows up.

I wish I was a great musician.

Out of the egg appear a bunch of baby versions of the members of this forum.

Yoshi eats the 10,000 year old man from Raul Seixas' song (not Elvis')

Granted. But you now can't sleep forever.

I wish DJ Marquinho did the guitar sample in my neighborhood.

Out of the egg appears a bunch of critiques against Donald Trump.

Yoshi eats the Terminator and poops an egg...

Out of the egg appears the end of the story.

Yoshi eats the Communist Party of USSR and poops an egg...